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Instant Therapy Only a Crazy Person Would Ignore”We  are professionals. Though not specifically professionals in the field  of ‘psychology’ or ‘psychiatry,’ we are both highly paid actors and  comedians, and as such know more about neuroses than you could possibly  imagine. . . .”If you’re tired of following the rules, dating  people from Mars and Venus, gorging on chicken soup for your soul, or  getting lost on a road less traveled, then it’s time you listened to Ben  Stiller and Janeane Garofalo, two people who actually sweat the small  stuff . . . because, let’s face it, if your body doesn’t sweat, it  dies–much like Ben and Janeane’s train wreck of a relationship many  years ago. From that experience came wisdom and self-reproachment. Now,  in Feel This Book, they tackle the tough questions:Is love necessary?How can I make money off my spouse?Compassion–is it overrated?Why can’t I sleep around and still love you?How  many times have you told your significant other that you would pick up  something for dinner on your way home from the office, and next thing  you knew you’re at an all-night eatery with some hermaphrodite you found  on the strip, having eggs and bacon at three in the morning?Through  helpful tips, completely fabricated case studies, the six laws of  spiritual success, the fourteen by-laws of spiritual awakening, and the  twenty-three addendums and sub-laws regarding anything spiritual and  successful, Stiller and Garofalo teach such valuable lessons as:When it comes to family, grasp onto the blame and don’t let goMake the connection . . . between Deepak and TupacYour mother lied; looks are everything, and the sooner you submit and stop denying the inevitable, the happier you will beAnd much more!Feel This Book. Let it be your path, your compass, your sensible shoes, your Frappuccino. It’s what self-help was meant to be.