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Number 45 is my favorite. — Azuria  Ever worry about telling your mother , your boss or ex-girlfriend why you carry a condom in your wallet or purse? Now you can tell her without embarassment:    “It’s an emergency transplant for a balloon animal, Mom!”    That and the 100 other imaginative uses for condoms in this book can help you through some awkward moments – and will provide you with many hilarious ones.ther uses from the book:Use #1: a cake frosting dispenser. Use #26: a horn protector for unicorns. Use #27: a fishing net for eels. Use #34: a golf club cozy. Use #63: a very small personal flotation device. Use #65: finally, a way to save that half-eaten banana. Use #71: keeps sand out of the bore of M1 rifles (an actual use by the U.S. military!). Use #78: evidence bags for the D.E.A. Use #92: a nose warmer. Use #95: galoshes for a kitten… and so on.Yeah it makes for very very light reading (it’s a cartoon!), but don’t you agree that sometimes, it’s fun to read meaningless things that you can finish in less than 5 minutes just because? Can you say brain freeze? It does close with a serious pitch for the use of condoms in the spirit of why it was published in the first place …