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WEIRD Business Card Testimonial #1: Are You There? What now? While testing out that Strange Business Card idea you gave me. I GOOFED. Forgot to write it down. I said it – instead. Now I’m in a jam. I handed Gwen – the waitress – a Lotto ticket. She hugged herself. (You know – both hands on opposite shoulders.) So I hugged myself and told her, “Thanks for Hugging Yourself, I feel right at home here.” Now she leans on me in the booth. Puts her arm across my shoulder. Ok, what is this Hocus Pocus? I’m afraid to Give the Girl any more LOTTO Tickets. I’m already getting hugs. Can I back up? Start over? I see why you said to practice this stuff. Patrick *********************************************** WEIRD Business Card Testimonial #2: Hey Big Man, Good news and better news. The door knocking idea you gave me worked so well. My boss got jealous and fired me from the home repair crew. But I faxed the Diary List Business Card you suggested I create to a couple other companies. GREED really does work. Dude. In minutes I was talking to the owner of the entire Home Siding Business. The owner got me with the sales manager. Pretty much up to me if I want the job or not. Funny. They want me bad. They’re Negotiating with me on how fast I can move from lead getting to sales. Where I can use your Invisible NLP methods. Thanks, Luke *************************************************** *************************************************** WEIRD Networking: Make MORE $ w/EXPLODING Business Cards Find Out How FLIRT-Practice w/Business Cards Boosts Your Income Dear friend, Thanks for wanting to Flirt and Have Fun and Make More Money – all at the SAME TIME. Which is what all of the Weird RICH people we talk to and about in this letter do. (EDITOR’S Note: By the way, we borrowed an idea from Katherine Hepburn with our 2 headlines AND 3 Different Testimonials. Kate would often write different versions of a letter. Throw up her hands. Send 2 or 3 drafts. 3 different perspectives. A clever time saving strategy. Thus you see Both headlines and 3 of the Testimonials that came in.) Ok. Here’s what it’s all about: As you can see ABOVE… At the TOP of this letter. We Stuck a couple short notes from a college student AND a sales friend knocking on doors in Georgia. PROOF that WEIRD Business Card Methods work for ANYbody. (Not just rich tightwads.) AND… As you can SEE immediately BELOW… You’ll Get piles and piles of PROOF that the RICH people we borrowed these ideas from are WAY Beyond WEIRD. They’re into the RICH and eccentric zone. I – A Testimonial from a Woman Salesperson II – Headlines About the RICH Dudes with the Biz Card Flirting/Pick-up Systems III – You Get To Visit An Eccentric Alternative Health Doctor. ONE – So Rich He Paid 200K To Have Russian Plant Research Translated. TWO – (Why He’s eccentric) His House plants all have names. THREE – Dr. Z Talks to his plants and they ANSWER him back. (True. This really works. You can double check the research – on-line – yourself.) FOUR – Dr. Z’s PLANT friends help him sell large groups of patients on paying for his services. FIVE – VERY WEIRD – Dr. Z Picks Up Women with His Bottled Water BIZ CARD Plant Food Super Shake. His name and # and E-mail are on his Bottle Biz Card. (My friend Sheila warned me not to drink any – in btwn giggles.) *********************************************** *********************************************** I – A Testimonial from a Woman Salesperson Dear Glenn, Thanks for your help. I had to rely on the sales manager for leads. Being the only woman selling security alarms isn’t easy. When I outsold all the men. My leads got cut off. So Thanks for helping me apply my sales NLP to my Business Card. Like you said, I went back to my first 32 home owners who bought. I’m still #1 in sales. Using my own leads. The Biz Card Diary Plan look like a “go” to move me into another division of the company. Thanks again, Gwen ********************************************* ********************************************* II – The 4 RICH Dudes with the Biz Card Flirting/Pick-up Systems #1 – Hawaii Investment Banker – Meets Rich Men and Women Prospects at 5 Different Country Clubs w/His Make ‘em Blush BEET Red Business Card System. Strategy A – No words required w/Women. His boring looking Biz Card PLUS nlp Body Language Turns women RED. Strategy B – The Exact words he says to men. To make ‘em LAUGH. And do business. #2 – UK 100 Million Man – This Egomaniac Uses His Business Card The Exact Same Way Charlie Chaplin all Thru His Movie Making Career. #3 – How New York City Self Made Millionaire Uses His Business Card in Such a Way that he Literally Creates Lines of Women. Hotel Bars, Restaurants and Even Lobbies. Where he Gets Help from The Concierge, Doormen and Bell Boys. You could Call this a Biz Card Flirt Game. #4 – Pied Piper Business Card Flirting System – Comes from a Vegas Millionaire Client who has combined 3 NLP Strategies Borrowed from Affluent Sales Mentors. Any woman or man he hands his Biz Card to FOLLOWS him like his shadow. *********************************************** *********************************************** You Meet WEIRD People When You Think and ACT Outside The Rules. (Stay with my logic here) I Was The ONLY One who Was Late. Since there was ONLY one way to come to the Boot Kamp. On the Bus. I shouldn’t have been able to BE LATE. So – ipso facto – By showing up LATE – I passed some kind of TEST. (A Test I Didn’t Know I was Taking.) Hi, Let’s talk EMBARRASSING MOMENTS, shall we? You Sign Up for a $7000.00 – 7 Day BootKamp You Get on The Wrong Plane. Have to Bribe a Taxi Driver 100.00 tip to get to the hotel. You Don’t know the address or location of the Seminar. Held inside the Texas Mansion of your host. Who is worth about 400 million. You Bring 23 friends and customers to the event. You all start out in the same hotel. But YOU go for a walk. Miss the 6:30 am BUS. You can’t call a Taxi. (You don’t know any directions.) So you talk your way to the hotel manager. Pretend all is normal. Get him to give order to his Maintenance man to drive you to the seminar. Cuz HE (not you) knows the way. You drive thru the wildest cactus covered hills you’ve ever seen. Drive thru the massive gates. Huge circular donut shaped drive. Circus tent in the front yard. Catering set up in there with a LIVE band. YIKES. You stealthily creep and Tip toe towards the back door. Sheila – the #1 Sales person in the company is waiting by the door. Smiling with delight. But Curious. Very curious. Turns out she has been waiting. Some kind of sales record. We closed 23 people in 3 days. She wanted to meet.And Sheila is full of fun and mischief – it turns out. Well. Sheila and I swapped some tall tales and Hi-profit sales strategies. And hit it off, big time. Sheila pulled out her cell phone – after lunch. (1st day was a ½ day) Sheila invites me to meet a friend. ”You two will get along great,” she says. Hunt, Texas – the hills – is a maze. We jump in Sheila’s rental car. End up in a dusty strip mall. With that pink looking adobe front on the buildings. You Ever See An Office Divided In HALF By a DOUBLE Yellow Traffic Painted LINE? Parking Lot has a Double Yellow Line up the middle. The Front door has a Double Yellow Line From Bttm to top Inside – The Yellow Line Cuts The Waiting Room in Half. Goes Up and over the Receptionists desk. (I turn and Look at Sheila – who is grinning while she drags me into the office. ”Doctor of Chiropractic” ”Doctor of Alternative Medicine and Health” The 2 guys are partners. And the Alternative Health Guy is VERY WEIRD. Very RICH too. So we’ll call him Eccentric. The left side of the offices is carpeted and shiny with metal and plastic. The RIGHT side has out-door sidewalk tiles, hanging plants and wood. Lots of wood chairs and what looks like picnic benches. All the plastic is dirt colored. Sheila introduced me to Dr. Z. The Doctor of Alternative Health. Since I’ve been gardening since I could crawl. We had a lot in common. Raised beds. Double dug gardening. No till. No weeding. You name it. I’m good to go. Somehow We ended up in a caravan going to Dr. Z’s house. So we could talk to his house plants. Hey. FREE food. What the heck. I’m game to talk to some plants. Sheila pulled an article out of her purse. Said, “Read this so you don’t go into total SHOCK at the house.” *********************************** I read, “Paul Sauvin, New Jersey Researcher and psi consultant can start his car from miles away. He sends a thought to one of his plants. The plant trips a radio signal. The radio signal starts his car. ”Luther Burbank – inventor of the apricot – and dozens of other fruit varieties told friends a large part of his success was due to talking plants into Changing.” *********************************** ”Really?, I said. Sheila explained that Doctor Z had paid 100’s of thousands to have Unknown Russian plant research located and translated. Then put it to the TEST in his house and garden. With Sheila giggling and snorting behind her hand… Dr. Z showed us thru his house. We entered a kind of sun porch. With a long line of flowering plants next to the window glass. Each had a metal stand nearby. With a wire hooked up to one leaf. Each metal stand held a wire linked to a different plant. One leaf each. I asked, “So have you had any success with long distance Plant communication?” Next We Talked to Geraniums Named Tina, Eddie and EthelDr Z said, “Yes I have. I’d like you to meet some of my geranium friends. This is “Hot Stuff.” She controls the heat and AC in the house.” ”Hear that? (I just asked her to Turn the AC on.) The AC did come on too. Not impressed, I pointed to a big Green plant. “Who is this?” “That’s ”Tina”. Tina for TV. “ And the TV came on. Then shut off. ”Lillian controls the radio” – and the radio flipped on. Then off. ”Adam the philodendrin” controlled the micro-wave. (So Dr. Z could start dinner while he’s driving home.) ”Jonah” was hooked up to the fish tank light and feeder. (Which winked on and off.) ”Eddie” starts the car in the morning. ”Ethel” controls the lights in the Greenhouse out back. (We went back their and the lights DID come on. Then shut off.) ”Noah” is hooked up to the Electric motor that turns on the water pump to the sprinkler system. (Dr. Z said to run for the house.) And VOILA – the water shot out all over the back yard, garden and flower beds outside. Amazing. Human to plant communication. NOT something you see on TV or the news – either. The Good and Bad News About Plant CommunicationI – Turns out plants really can sense an Emotion you mentally send to them from miles away. The emotion registers as tiny changes in the plants electrical nervous system. II – Dr Z is a Great Showman. He’s trained each plant to respond to a burst of emotion from his mind – directed specifically to that ONE plant. The tiny electrical plant signal to radio signal solanoid does the rest. III – Dr. Z has POWER SELLING dinner parties. Shows off his plants. Then moves on to how similar unknown diets and methods – used in Asia and other countries really DO work – for his patients. Dr. Z has a Book full of Patient Testimonials too. LATER… Sheila tells me that Dr. Z has taken a Russian discovery to the next level. It seems that when plants sense you are coming to Pick a tomato. Pull a radish. Or cut off leaves. They “Shut down,” “Turn off”, Lose consciousness. The Hi Level energy in that plant or part of a plant body DIES. Quite a few studies seem to agree this happens. Nice to know we haven’t been eating wide awake fruit and veggies all these years. Dr. Z has had a White noise machine made. That blocks the plants ability to SHUT OFF it’s energy. So he can sneak up on plants that don’t sense his mental thoughts. (Today the cabbage gets it in the neck.) Dr. Z harvests and then JUICES fruits and vegetables that are still in HIGH ENERGY mode. Or so his theory goes. Do people who eat the SWITCHED ON fruit and veggies GET more Energy? Sheila thinks “YES.” Maybe so. Maybe not. But I can tell you Sheila seems to GLOW. Literally glow with energy. And she warned me not to drink any of Dr. Z’s Bottled Energy Drink. ”Makes you feel drunk, high, dizzy… especially when you 1st try it,” she said. So – What I am hearing is that Dr. Z is getting RICH from getting 1000’s of his patients hooked on feeling Drunk, High and Dizzy on Massive Plant Energy. And it’s a LEGAL Altered state, too.. Better than working for a living, right? Surprise. Surprise. Surprise. Many of the WEIRD ideas you see in this and other of our info products. Were FIRST glimpsed by me. While talking to OUT-of-The-BOX thinking people like Dr. Z, Sheila and the others in their local Hunt, Texas town. Hunt Texas – in case you don’t know. Is the retirement and vacation home of the SUPER RICH from all over Texas. You know they’re ALREADY rich. And know how to make money AND keep it. You know they have the LOOT to chase down ANY weird new idea that tickles their fancy. SO – their advance research means – What they are doing will WORK for you and me too. It’s a strange place. LOTS of goofy stuff going on there. Like $5000.00 Robotic fake deer. To try and stop people from shooting deer from their cars. (I’d like to be in court to hear some of these cases.) Ok. ACTION SUMMARY: What does Dr. Z and his talking plants have to do with Hi-Profit Business Card Flirting? Having FUN Making money and Networking? Nuthin’. BUT – Don’t you FEEL warm, fuzzy and confident now that you KNOW where some of our WEIRD Business Card Profit ideas are coming from? You want to Jump Up. Shout. Do the hoola and BUY something. Great. Hold that thought…. Here comes the WEIRD “Table of Contents” for the book and the order page. Thanks, Glenn P.S. – ONE more thing – You can BE Sure, BE Safe, Feel Confident – we went the EXTRA MILE and packed these pages with SWEET CANDY. Cuz we’re looking for people like yourself to help TEST and come up with new ways to USE this WEIRD stuff. Everybody has to WIN to make that happen. Have FUN – reading thru the “WEIRD Networking for Profit” – Table of Contents – Below… *********************************************** *********************************************** Your 365 Day 100% Moolah Back Guaranteed NO RISK Order Form: WEIRD Networking With Business Cards: How To Work Less & Make MORE By Meeting 80/20 PRE-Chosen Profiled Prospects… E-Book INTRODUCTION: The Best Networker I EVER met. The Inventor of the UP-Periscope Submarine Business Card Networking System. A – Why Sheila seems to glow. (Is it Dr. Z’s Plant juice or Her Enthusiasm?) B – Why Sheila is Always #1 in Sales. (Her sales follow a domino pattern.) C – What Wayne Gretsky and Sheila have in common. (How She works a room) D – Why “What’s in it for you” Networking is SO mesmerizing. ========================= E-Book CHAPTER #1 – You hear a 400 million dollar mentor explain a totally NEW and WEIRD way to Network with Business Cards. (What he said works for me. Which is where all of the Case Studies and details come from in this book.) #2 – EYE Bulging Case Study – A CPA’s reaction (At a Networking event) to the WEIRD Biz Card method. #3 – By-Referral-Only Realtor Case Study – How TOP Business People – like this realtor – are attracted to you BECAUSE you are different. Top performers are ALWAYS doing something different than the pack. #4 – Business Meeting Case Study: The details of how we got the ONLY 2 prospects we wanted to meet out of 12 Business owners to come over to us and ASK us to take their Business Card. #5 – The Hi-Profit Psychology Behind this POWER-PACKED WEIRD Biz Card Method. People come to you. You don’t run to them. (This is VERY important IF you expect Networking to PAY off. WEALTHY people use it everywhere. Yet it’s not in any of the networking books I’ve read.) =================================== E-book CHAPTER #2 – A – Why Business Cards and Networking Don’t pay Unless You PLAN. B – Why 80% of FOR-Profit-Networking Happens BEFORE A Networking Meeting C – How To Apply the 80/20 Rule BEFORE You Hand Out Your Biz Card D – 80/20 Cosmetics Company Case Study: An example of how we select consulting prospects. ************************************* E-Book CHAPTER #3 – A – How To Win Friends and Influence People By CHANGING what Your Card MEANS – without Changing what your Biz Card SAYS. B – The Big AHA from Dale Carnegie and How We Apply it to Networking C – Why You Want to Work BACKWARDS. Even Think Backwards in your Networking efforts. How to Talk and Listen Backwards from how others do it. With Empathy. D – 3 Powerful Questions that FORCE you – kicking and screaming into Backwards Empathic Networking. Why? Case Study Shows Exact Questions to ask that get others to tell you what you want to know. ================================== E-book CHAPTER #4 – A – Why A 30 Second Elevator Speech Has Made 1000’s of Business owners Richer. The BEST short Cut speeches make the most money. YOU get to learn from 3 Men and women worth 100 million or more and their Totally different 30 Second Speeches. B – How Your Elevator Speech TOTALLY Changes What Your Biz Card Means to each prospect. (Doesn’t sound possible, does it. EZ to do. You’ll see 3 examples.) C – The 3 Totally Different 30 Second Elevator Speeches we Use to Explain “What Do I Do?” D – EXACTLY what works best. What We Say At Affluent Charity Banquets to Get Handed Business Cards. Asked to paid lunches and dinners. E – EXACTLY What We Say At Parties and Casual Dinners To Attract Like-Minded Prospects F – EXACTLY What We Say at BNI and Chamber of Commerce Meetings to Scare Away Most and Attract the 80/20 Few. ===================================== E-Book CHAPTER #5 – A – A Hi-Profit Business Card FLIRTING Strategy from A NYC Multi-Millionaire. B – How New York City Self Made Millionaire Uses His Business Card in Such a Way that he Literally Creates Lines of Women. Hotel Bars, Restaurants and Even Lobbies. Where he Gets Help from The Concierge, Doormen and Bell Boys. You could Call this a Biz Card Flirt Game. C – 3 OTHER Multi-millionaire mentors who use variations of this tactic in sales and networking situations. How they use it for Cash profits. D – How We Tried it for 5 minutes at a seminar and got 50.00 of Bonus Material FREE that Others Had to Pay for. ======================================== E-Book CHAPTER #6 – A – The Pied Piper Business Card FLIRTING Strategy from a Las Vegas Millionaire. B – Pied Piper Business Card Flirting System – Comes from a Vegas Millionaire Client who has combined 3 NLP Strategies Borrowed from Affluent Sales Mentors. Any woman or man he hands his Biz Card to FOLLOWS him Happily – like his shadow. C – Part One – Costs Nuthin’ AND is based on a 400 Million dollar PROFIT System. (Which we use thru-out this book.) Case Study: You get a Copy of the 3 by 5 Biz Card Note we wrote to our waitress. The LOTTO Ticket story and ZIP to the table Results. D – Part Two – (The EXPLODING Biz Card Concept) Exactly how You Add this Hi-emotion idea from a Millionaire mentor to Part One. 2 Case Study Examples of Exactly what you Write to EXPLODE Your Waitress, Clerk or Girl or Boy friend. (We explain WHY you wanna test far away from Home – FIRST.) E – Part Three – HOW The Las Vegas Millionaire Uses one or Both of these Invisible NLP strategies ON TOP of everything else on his Business card. You get the Step By Step list of things he does. (He sent me copies of his Biz Card works of art. So you’ll know what he knows.) You get a LIST. Like Pizza Toppings. The Steps to take for Hi-Profit pretty wild Results with your Exploding Business Card Strategy. F – Exactly how we set up some Business Cards for personal use in a traditional business setting. (We USE this concept. Fact. No theory. You really CAN Have FUN & Make Extra Dinero BOTH – with these HI-Powered Biz Card Systems.) You get to hear and see our Tests of Dr. Z’s WEIRD Business Cards ideas. The 4th TEST is what we use now. Exactly how it works. How to set it up yourself. G – You will LOVE the fact that since all these layers of NLP are Invisible – You can practice in SECRET. In our personal TESTS of this. Even when I made a mistake it works to SOME degree. So – Feel Free to JUMP in – this one is idiot – PROOF. =================================== E-Book CHAPTER #7 – A – Proven, Tested EZ and FUN Way to Position Yourself to get paid. Use this to make MORE Profit with Effort, Less Cost, in Less Time. B – 3 PROVEN Items We Wear to Attract People and Prospects. (Several of these strategies will boost your Income by 10% to 25% – or your Money Back. THAT GOOD.) C – 3 PRE-tested Things You Can SAY – to women – to break the ice. Get them to open up. So they tell you something about themselves and their business. D – 2 PRE-tested EZ Things men can say to Men – That Get Them To Tell You Their Life Story Ladies – there are 2 tactics here just for you. Come from a female Genius with 500,000 women in her network. These ideas will double or triple your sales to men. 100% guaranteed. Proven. Tested. In the bank. (But you DO have to Take Action.) ========================================= E-Book CHAPTER #8A – 3 EZ Ways to Get People to GIVE You their Money: A – How You Get people to come over and Give you their Biz Cards. B – How to Get People to Call you. C – How to Get Prospects to ASK you for an Appointment. D – How to Get Prospects to ASK to Buy YOU Lunch or Dinner. Buy from you too. E – How To Get Them Into the Habit of Paying You. (Their Habit of Buying MUST start from your first Appointment.) F – PROOF – Exactly How and Where to Get all of the Above FREE. No Cost. So anybody can do it. Ok. Your Money Back Guarantee I – Your Income will JUMP 10% to 25% – IF You Change a couple Items of Clothing. TRY IT. SEE what happens. (1000 TIMES more value here than the cost of this book.) II – Women Business People: TEST out the 2 Ideas to sell to men in Chapter #7. IF You Aren’t VERY HAPPY with your Results with men. ASK for a 100% Refund. II – PLUS – You get a 100% – money back 365 day Guarantee of satisfaction when you buy. ALL we ask Before you request a Refund is that you SHOW us one of your New WEIRD Business Cards. You are to blame if you do nothing, not us. (Actually – these Biz Cards look quite normal… The way you USE them may be WEIRD, tho) THE REASON WHY we can offer such a LONG – range blanket Guarantee. BECAUSE This E-book or Paper Bound book is SO over-the-top Valuable. That you’ll get a HUGE Head start on your competitors. To our knowledge – these ideas are NOT found in books. We had to go interview these Wonderfully eccentric entrepreneurs – 1 on 1. Well? Do YOU know of anybody making 200K a month who talks to their plants and gets an Answer Back? (Me niether.) II – You might wanna CHECK out our ME PAGE. There is a path to 3 ideas – Borrowed from Millionaire mentors – that lots of people have used to make EXTRA CASH. Before you buy. III – You’ll get all of the above content delivered in E-Book format. My Web Guy gives you two different down-load links and formats. So far… Everyone has been successful getting and reading all of our previous E-products. Thank you. Glenn P.S. – WARNING: You’re liable to GET SPOILED. Actually having FUN making money. How shocking. Everybody ELSE thinks this is Work. HA! You can Keep this Our little secret. EXPLODING Business Cards Are Not So WEIRD as We Thought A NEW Scientific Study has found a totally New Kind of Brain Cell. “Smart Mirror Neurons.” They act in Micro-seconds – without consulting the REST of your brain. Which explains WHY The EXPLODING Business Card Gets Such Massive Results. You’re By-passing the thinking Brain Functions. Going right to the “Mirror Brain Cells.” Please report back with what YOU Find Out. We’ll share our 5 years of Research and 7 hidden information locations. Napoleon Hill was right to put Brain Vibration and Mind to Mind Communication at the front of his Law of Success book.