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For every guy who’s ever wondered how to start a business, get a job in sports, survive in prison—or program a VCR—50 Things Every Guy Should Know How to Do is the one irreplaceable source for all the answers. The guy’s guide to 50 essential skills—by the guys (and gals) who know bestDaniel Kline and Jason Tomaszewski go straight to the experts, obtaining advice on joke-telling from Woody Allen, weight-loss secrets from Richard Simmons, and fashion tips from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’s Carson Kressley. Within these pages, you’ll learn how to:• Bluff like a Pro: poker legend Amarillo Slim offers ten keys to No-Limit Texas Hold’Em• Pimp your ride: West Coast Customs’ Q shares the best ways to trick out your car • Land a gig on a reality TV show: Mark Cronin, producer of The Surreal Life, gives the inside scoop • Cheat on your wife: Judith Brandt, author of The 50 Mile Rule: Your Guide to Infidelity and Marital Etiquette, offers her take1. HOW TO GET DRESSED FOR A DATE 12. HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH 43. HOW TO GET A WOMAN TO DATE YOU 64. HOW TO COOK FOR YOUR WOMAN 95. HOW TO HAVE A THREESOME 146. HOW TO PICK AN ENGAGEMENT RING 197. HOW TO LAST LONGER IN BED 228. HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR WIFE IS CHEATING9. HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE 2810. HOW TO BALANCE WORK AND FAMILY 3511. HOW TO CARE FOR CHILDREN 4012. HOW TO GET A DIVORCE 4213. HOW TO COACH A TEAM 4614. HOW TO GET A JOB IN SPORTS 5315. HOW TO THROW A PERFECT SPIRAL 5716. HOW TO PLAY NO-LIMIT TEXAS HOLD ’EM 6017. HOW TO WIN MORE (OR LOSE LESS)18. HOW TO BET AT THE TRACK 7019. HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR GOLF GAME 7420. HOW TO BE A BETTER BOWLER 7821. HOW TO WIN (OR AVOID) A FIGHT 8122. HOW TO GET A JOB 8323. HOW TO START YOUR OWN BUSINESS 9024. HOW TO TACKLE HOME IMPROVEMENTS 9525. HOW TO BUY A CAR 9926. HOW TO DECLARE BANKRUPTCY 10527. HOW TO BUY A HOUSE 11128. HOW TO TRAVEL CHEAPLY 11429. HOW TO GET OUT OF DEBT 11830. HOW TO GET A TABLE AT A POPULAR RESTAURANT31. HOW TO ORDER THE RIGHT DRINK CORRECTLY 12532. HOW TO PICK THE PERFECT BEER33. HOW TO SELECT THE PERFECT WINE34. HOW TO WIN AN EATING CONTEST35. HOW TO SELECT AND COOK THE PERFECT STEAK36. HOW TO BEAT AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET37. HOW TO BUY CIGARS38. HOW TO GET IN (OR BACK INTO) SHAPE39. HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT40. HOW TO SPEAK IN PUBLIC41. HOW TO GET A MASSAGE42. HOW TO NEGOTIATE43. HOW TO CHANGE YOUR OIL44. HOW TO PIMP YOUR RIDE45. HOW TO GET ON A REALITY SHOW46. HOW TO PICK A MOVIE47. HOW TO SURVIVE ARMY BOOT CAMP48. HOW TO TALK TO YOUR KIDS ABOUT TOUGH TOPICS49. HOW TO HANDLE BEING ARRESTED50. HOW TO SURVIVE TIME IN PRISONAbout the AuthorDANIEL KLINE is a former editor of Uproar.com, Backslap.com, and Rouze.com, and has contributed to Stuff, Playboy.com, and other men’s periodicals.JASON TOMASZEWSKI, a freelance writer, is a former football commentator and sports analyst.