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Bang the High Seas is a travel guide that teaches you how to seduce women on cruise ships.Quote:IntroductionCruise ships make for very interesting holiday destinations.  Everybody is in vacation-mode, and there is always romance in the sea air. Even the most romantic cities in the world, including Paris, Venice and Lijiang, all have a hard time competing with a moonlit night on a cruise liner. Just like other destinations, you will have to pick and choose your locations. The quality of girls depends very heavily on the port from which the cruise departs. It is all about cruise line and ship selection. Miami is a good starting point, where guests are mostly white from landlocked states, with a few upper class Mexicans sprinkled here and there. Hit up Jacksonville if you like overweight rednecks and their families. Baltimore if you prefer African American Mommas, honeymooners and senior citizens. There are ships out there with up to 3,000 passengers but fewer good-looking women than a big city nightclub on a typical Friday night. During the summer or major holidays, prices are almost double and school is out with kids and teenagers running amok all around the ship. At spring break as competition there is intense with college guys going crazy. Winter cruises are  cheaper and the staff is more relaxed.  The good thing about cruises is that there is none of the competition and thirsty dudes you will encounter in Vegas, Miami and other tourist spots in Mainland USA. At the same time, some theme cruises (Singles, Halloween, Swingers, etc) are over-priced sausage fests. After all, these Walmart cruises are cheap, where else can you get a seven night all-inclusive vacation and see multiple islands for less than $700?But this book goes much further than that. America might be the biggest market at the moment, but that will not last long. This book includes information from all over the world, especially the rapidly developing markets.  Not only does it look at cruises from the point of the punters.  Being paid to be in the same environment is far preferable to forking out thousands of dollars per trip, so I have covered that extensively too.  Once you discover the amazing opportunities that await true global nomads, then you will wish that you had found this in the 10th grade. Make sure that you bring some extra dramamine because after you have read this book, any ship you board is going to be rocking.