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R. KELLY – Trapped In The ClosetThis is a FULL DVD rip of the excellent, slightly bizzare and sexually charged R. KELLY Short Movie. About a year ago RSD sent the following in a news letter, I had the DVD lying around and I thought I’d give it a go. It was perfect. Obviously I’d put in all the work earlier, but when it comes to getting a girl to come round to yours after drinks this is GENIUS in many dimensions. Not only is it short, sexy music, easy to follow, it also makes sexually promiscuous relationships the NORM. If you lay her after, it will seem tame and boring. Highly recommened to set a night up…….Below is an extract from the RSD newsletter:Quote:Oh, by the way, I’ve got a new little tool that I usefor pulling girls to my house, and I thought I shouldprobably share it with you.If you’ve been reading this newsletter for a certainamount of time, you’ve probably heard me extoll thevirtues of R&B singing sensation R. Kelly.He’s quite the magnificent entertainer, and a reallywacky and bizarre character, which is what draws me tohim.Well, “Kellz” (as I like to call him) has come out witha radical genre-defying new magnum opus entitled”Trapped in the Closet.”It is basically a 40 minute “hip-hopera” (yes, I know)composed of 12 “chapters,” each of which details asegment of an ongoing drama taking place in the cityof Chicago.I picked up the accompanying DVD music video the otherday, and all I can say is… WOW.It has surpassed my wildest fantasies. In the video,Kellz plays a character loosely based on himself, knownas Sylvester, who awakens in a strange woman’s home andmust subsequently hide in the closet with his gun whenher husband arrives home.The drama continues from there, culminating with theappearance of a flatulent midget who turns out to be”the baby’s daddy.”So I actually pull girls to my home using this video.I basically oversell the HECK out of it, which isn’thard, given its sheer awesomeness.This goes back to a basic point I like to hammer on.When extracting to your home, you just need somethingSORT OF cool to sell it.It doesn’t have to be incredible, just anything thatprovides an excuse for her to come back to your placewithout explicitly acknowledging the fact that you are,in fact, going to engage in the production of sweetlove.I’ve gotten laid multiple times now using thisridiculous video. Oh man.R. Kelly, “Trapped in the Closet.” Check it out.-Jeffy, RSD