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JP Sears – How to Be Ultra Spiritual: 12 1/2 Steps to Spiritual Superiority Audiobook [1 MP3]Product page: https://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Ultra-Spiritual-Superiority/dp…Publication Year: 2017Audible Audio EditionListening Length: 7 hours and 34 minutesProgram Type: AudiobookVersion: UnabridgedPublisher: Sounds TrueWelcome to the Glorious Grandeur of Ultra SpiritualityIn case you haven’t noticed, the New Age has become the Old Age. But don’t recycle your crystals just yet! His Enlightenedness JP Sears is ushering in the Newer Age, blinding us with the dawn-like brilliance that is Ultra Spirituality.Ultra Spiritual JP Sears Flawlessly Reads to You in the English LanguageLet’s face it, most of us don’t have time to actually read anything ourselves. With this unabridged reading by the author himself, you can sit back on your zafu and let Ultra Spiritual JP’s wisdom passively sink in, as you better yourself through His Enlightenedness’ teachings on:    Competitive spirituality – the Ultra Spiritual foundation that the rest of your Ultra Spiritual path rests on    Dreaming up your awakening – how to engineer your carefully contrived spiritual narrative    Rigidly yogic yoga – the moisture-filled cloud formation that drops rain upon your river so your flow can flow    Following the light to the greener spiritual pastures of veganism    He-ness, financial levity, deathliness, and other qualities of the quality guru    Mindfullessness – all of the fullness of mindfulness with none of the mindWith How to Be Ultra Spiritual, His Enlightenedness JP Sears brings the heart and soul of ancient spirituality back to life with a progressive aggression, replacing the diluted uselessness of modern spirituality with the waaay more spiritual wisdom of Ultra Spirituality. Be sure to thank him when you see him. I would like to ask you to buy JP’s book to support him, because it’s cheap enough and far too hilarious. The only reason I am uploading this product is to assure you the book is worth buying. If it’s worth stealing, it’s worth buying. Ask yourself – can you put a price on becoming ultra spiritual?